School is in session! Three queer theatermakers watch, analyze, and celebrate the beloved and expansive realm of teen cinema. Featuring dramaturgical questions, nominating senior superlatives, and many notes passed in class. Have fun in high school for the first time with Most Likely to Teen Movie!
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•Eric Marlin, C. Meaks Meaker, Luke Daniel White•Season 1
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School is in session! Three queer theatermakers watch, analyze, and celebrate the beloved and expansive realm of teen cinema. Featuring dramaturgical questions, nominating senior superlatives, and many notes passed in class. Have fun in high school for the first time with Most Likely to Teen Movie!
Hello, and welcome to most likely to teen movie, the podcast where we watch, analyze, and celebrate the canon of teen movies. I'm CMek Smeaker.
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I'm Luke Daniel White, and I'm Eric Marlin.
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I do not like this movie. I find it really, really dumb, but I love all of the tropes in it because it's so dumb.
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I also love that she turns away and then just yells at the crowd, lick me!
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Lick me! All of you! Whatever, Darla.
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That is an iconic line, truly. This is a movie about a bunch of fucking psychopaths. Everyone in this movie is so mean. I did write down in my notes at some point, Mind Fuhrer Parker Posey. Which is, my god, Eric, is a compliment to Parker Posey.
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And he was such a like meathead straight man and was just like, why wouldn't you want to do sports? I was like, I don't know what to tell you, dude. I'm not. Ask me in five years.
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There are more than two genders. One of them is David Bowie. One of them is, you know, like, we don't know what is gender.
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There's, there's just male, woman, David Bowie, and other.
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Uh, yeah, I want a canoe for my birthday for normal reasons. I think it's really important to know that we all respect women.
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I respect them so much I turned gay.
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I turned gay. I respect women so much that I fuck them, you know. We just we have different ways of doing it.
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My superlative is most likely to make a bong in shop class.
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Most likely to enter BDSM culture when they're older.
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Most likely to fry like bacon on command. Most likely to have weird incest vibes with your sibling.
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Most likely to make me remember how much I don't miss having sex with cis men.
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Most likely to smoke one close cigarette and then never smoke another. Most likely to make me call my mom. Most likely to come to the reunion with a very hot wife on your arms.
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Most likely to make me row across a lake in a canoe for a boy.
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Alright, y'all, that is the end of our classes for the day.
